America's Next Top Hat Last Season Winner

Hail to Hatter Brownstein, America's Next Top Hat Season 1 winner. It gave us great TV moments, like when it started a fight with a World War II helmet, uninvited guest and smelly individual.

Who will be America's next top hat?

Howdy folks, this is America's Next Top Hat official website. We ain't gonna talk about America's next top ramen noodles, nor America's next top Less. We'll just talk about top hats, and the marvellous world of top hatness. People think being a top hat is kinda easy and you just basically have to sit on someone's head. WRONG! Being a top hat is hard, and challenging. Being a top hat is a life choice. Your parents may disagree with you, and maybe hate you for this choice. But it's a choice, and all top hats should be proud of their top hatness. I'm serious. Come on. If they made modelling look like something hard, then being a top hat is hard too, huh.

Later,

J. Barbuster